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When I went to my first gynecologist appointment at age 18, it was with a female.  Since she was part of a family practice, she had also recently examined my mom, and when she tried to make girl talk, she told me, "Wow! Deep vaginas must run in the family".  

Then, she sang "come out, come out wherever you are" to my cervix.  I'm 26 now, and I have only been to male gynecologists since then.  Whew.


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I always figured the male gynecologist paid more attention in school (it's the vagina.. come on..).













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About 3 hours ago I wanted to do just that, skip Christmas for once, but my best friend just talked to me, and I do not think she knows the impact she just had on my perspective...












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I am going home for Christmas. I'm scared my family will realize I'm addicted to cocaine again.  

Even if you don't post this secret Frank, please post a trusted drug help hotline on your site. It's so hard for us to go home at this time, because even if we want to get better, we often just can't do it in time.  We just remember what we used to be like, and how Christmas used to be.   

Christmas is the hardest time to be an addict.


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1-800-662-HELP, which provides referrals to substance abuse treatment 24/7/365. It's run by the Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA). Good luck - the holidays can be tough, but they are also a time of forgiveness.


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As someone who loves an addict, all my family wants for Christmas is for our addict to come home, and let us help. It would be the best Christmas gift ever. We are waiting with open arms for you.





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Whenever I am wearing clothing and shopping in the store I got it from, I secretly hope they will give me a discount.





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Dear Frank,

Last year I mailed you two postcards, "Next year, I want to get my tree with you" and "I will not wear mistletoe to work," both referring to the same crush.

I was bowled over just now to see that someone had wondered how my first secret turned out.

This year, I will celebrate the holiday with someone wonderful . . . but he's not the guy I wrote those secrets about. Even if I hadn't fallen in love this year, this Christmas would find me fairly indifferent to the person I mentioned in that postcard.

Time work wonders.


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But if you left it up to me
Everyday would be
A holiday from real

Oh, it's a picture of perfection
Ah, and the postcards gonna read











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@by_starla: "[Fruit Bats - My Unusual Friend]" <3333333333

I just learned why girls like the bad boys.

My two female students agreed. "Whenever my kids do something bad, I'm going to blame it on their dad."

So girls want a guy they can blame their kid's bad habits on.

Okay, I have a very serious question for you:

Once GE sells NBC Universal to Comcast, what the hell's gonna happen to 30 Rock?

I mean, so much of the humor comes from the weird fact that this old appliance company owns an entertainment outlet. Hell, Jack Donaghy is the President of East Coast Television and Microwave Oven Programming, for godsakes. Don Geiss is the CEO of GE. NBC is their afterthought, not their passion.

So, does the show break from reality and keep NBC and GE together in order to ensure storyline integrity? Or do they roll with the times and work it into the story? The real Jack Donaghy would always stick with GE. He would never abandon its teat to go suckle at Comcast. At least... not the Jack Donaghy I know.

I wish I had the guts to do wallpaper

I love this stuff

Dashboard Confessional has been tapped to support Bon Jovi on their forthcoming North American tour in 2010.

Tim and Tony taught me and Clint how to play Pitch last weekend while listening to old records in the dining room.

It was awesome.

I'm currently trying to figure out more ways to bring us even closer to becoming old, retired people but I haven't thought of much yet.

-Get a workshop in the garage
-Put out a jar of hard candies
-Start wearing housecoats and/or overalls
-Make peanut brittle
-Buy an RV

This all sounds delightful.

This is the time of year I post pictures from my wacky trip down south... Tennessee you sickos!

Well, this year I am not LJ'ing the trip. Just throwing up dig pics on FB. That's how I'm rolling this year.

Have to leave for work in 15/20 minutes, but I accomplished something today, that I want to record. I fixed the upstairs sink today. This is no small task, or something that can be ignored. I had to buy Drano, and take apart the drain apparatus and then clean the gross junk in the pipe, and the put it all back together.

Big deal, right? Well, not really. I know there is a lot of people out there that think I can not fix a sink. Well, I did. At this time I would like to thank God, because with out HIM(none of this women shit), nothing is possible. All of my supporters, my agent and Drano. To all the people who said I could not do it, I do not want to sound spiteful, but I can only hope that now you are willing to believe in my ability and I gain the respect that I feel that I deserve.

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Also, I think a good idea for men who want to meet women is to stand outside a super market with a full shopping cart of groceries. When they see a women they want to impress they point to the cart and state, "Yo! honey, I am a provider, Look at all these groceries!! Don't you want these groceries, imagine all the dishes we could make in the upper middle class house I could provide for you." Then i would suggest referencing your crotch/genitals or pretend you are riding a horse. I feel that this will wow the female into falling in love with you.

my mom had the idea to start a blog together to talk about our lives and motherhood.
it is...

http://www.themothershift.com/

it's not a big deal. it will not be like princess lasertron...it's just me and I think it's more honest. casual.

just an fyi.

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As much as I hate that i cant help myself right now, i look forward to never sitting alone for the next month or so.












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Frank,

My father, who I was very close to, passed away when I was 21 very suddenly and unexpectedly. 2 years later I met the man of my dreams and could not imagine getting married without my dad there.

To this day, whenever anyone asks me who walked me down the aisle the true and honest answer is: "My dad did".



Maybe someone else out there will find this to be a small comfort during the sadness of not having their dad.

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I always thought it was a "doggie dog world".


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Until recently, I thought the saying was "Devil make hair." I'm 25. I think I like my version better.


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it was "a Wayne in a manger." I didn't realize it was really Jesus in there.















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Dear Frank,

Sunday I was with my boyfriend (we are both young Christians). I grabbed his laptop to go to the postsecret website. As I typed in the postsecret address the computer filled in the url with a pornography website.

I used my boyfriend's laptop again to look up postsecret and the computer filled in the url with recently visited sites about pre and post nuptial agreements.

In my attempts to read other people's secrets, I discovered his.



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To the person who thinks couple-dom is a big secret. It isn't. Too scared to be alone, I was in a couple in some way for 16 years and I always felt like I was faking. I was jealous of my single friends who had the strength not to settle like I did.

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Well today I'm grateful for a lot of things, one of them being that the ultrasound tech was able to get a really good look! I love my hospital.

It's a....

Zoie~ "Spank my tookas! Spank my bootie! Harder!"

Oh, the Macy's parade just isn't enough anymore...

Spoon- written in reverse!

Casual Fri(Wednes)day is the name of the game today, AND I took a page right out of the Book of Shane and brought sloppy joes for everyone for lunch.

I'm pretty sure today can't go wrong.

Also, I've got like three Juice Newton songs stuck in my head. Soooo.... that's pretty awesome.

I worked really hard on this series of gift guides this year...so if you wanted to go read my first one in the "green" series that'd be nice

http://princesslasertron.com/

earlier I posted a "pink and black" one but the layout was noob http://princesslasertron.com/2009/11/color-coordinated-holidays-black-and-pink/

(12:40 PM) Zachary: Milonakis has a congenital growth-hormone condition that gives him the outward appearance and voice of an adolescent boy, when he is in fact an adult.
(12:41 PM) Shawn: poor thing
(12:41 PM) Shawn: he gets to be a kid forever
(12:41 PM) Zachary: he was on the man show
(12:41 PM) Zachary: lol, I thought he really was a kid back then
(12:41 PM) Shawn: with all the responsibility of an adult
(12:41 PM) Alonzo: haha
(12:41 PM) Alonzo: Occupation Actor, comedian, singer and rapper
(12:41 PM) Alonzo: i thought that rapping thing was part of his comedy.
(12:42 PM) Bill: hahaha. what "hood" does Andy Milonakis "rep"?
(12:42 PM) Alonzo: Katonah, New York
(12:42 PM) Bill: also, how does he feel about Snitches?